Also, as I type this, I’m realizing the irony that the only niggas that aren’t fuckboys….fuck boys. The bad news is the only non fuckboys on this island are probably gay niggas. Well ladies, I have some good news and I have some bad news. …annnnnnnnd that’s how you ended up with Captain Boungey Lips but I digress Shit….I’ve heard women say if a guy is good looking or TOO pretty that he is guaranteed a fuckboy. Some say it’s a man who takes you on a date and when he realizes he’s not gonna make sex with them they force them to pay half the bill. Some women say it’s a guy who wont commit after months of them hanging around. The goalposts for being a fuckboy has been moved so many times I have no idea where it starts and where it ends. Which left me like… That’s….thats all it takes to be a fuckboy? She said we texted for 2 weeks, I invited her over, we made the sex, and then we didn’t start “really dating” until a few weeks later. Ofcourse I argued to the contrary but she was cast iron in her stance. I was speaking to an ex the other day and she was quick to tell me that I was indeed a fuckboy. In every genre of media women have been gassed into thinking true romance will come their way and I’m just here to let y’all know: ALL Bahamian men are Fuckboys….and its time y’all accepted it. Vegeta believed in equal rights before these fake woke feminists did but y’all aren’t ready for that eye opening discussion
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Vs What Jesus actually sends #YesI’mTalkingAboutYouĪnime? Not so much. Movies? Some lightskin Christian nigga with abs is on his way to cut your grass AND that toxic nigga out of your life….in Jesus name…. If you let fairytales tell it, Prince Charming is coming. Women with edges like this don’t deserve romance or love and that’s the hill I’m willing to die on please don’t me Somewhere between Lifetime Xmas movies and Tyler Perry, women really think romantic shit will just happen regardless. But if it’s one thing I would bet on its that all women have a notion in their head that they deserve or will have the ultimate romance at some point in their lives.
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I’m no expert on women as I’m sure you can tell by the everything about me as a person.